I finally had it, last night. Of course, it had to happen after rushing to the ER at 3:00 am Thursday morning. Sometimes the only way to get things done is during emergencies, apparently. They removed the cyst laparoscopically, which while non-invasive, still hurts. They may not have cut me wide open, but they still dig around in your abdomen, fill you up with air, and generally fuck everything up in there, so I'm in pain, at least for a couple days. Vicodin is on the way.
Two quick things before I abandon the blog for the rest of the weekend:
1. I haven't had solid food or a cigarette since Wednesday evening...let's see how long I can keep it up! I have had at least 25 mg of dilaudid (sp) and hundreds of milligrams of vicodin.
2. The question "How bad is you pain on a scale of 1 to 10" is the most pointless piece of bullshit fucking question, ever. I just said "10, 10, 10, 10" after the first thousand times all the idiot nurses asked. Most of the nurses were fucking annoying whores, by the way, but there were a couple decent ones.