No one, that's who.
What about salt? Who doesn't love salt?
You guessed it...No one!
Well, you'll be happy to know that there is a new product on the market combining two of nature's greatest gifts, bacon and salt, into one phenomenal product...
Indeed. Why would you have fries if you could have bacon fries?
On the Bacon Salt website and blog, you can check out fabulous Bacon Salt recipes (Bacon Salt Corned Beef Brisket, anyone?), purchase Bacon Salt merchandise (aprons , t-shirts, actual bottles of Bacon Salt), and keep up to date on all things Bacon Salt.
It's all Bacon Salt, all the time.
Oh, and in case you had any fear that the Bacon Salt company was some sort of shifty, anti-American, Obama loving, commie conglomerate (you can never be too careful with condiment makers), fear not my friends.
Bacon Salt supports the troops!
They've started a program called Operation Bacon Salt. Here's what it's all about:
A few months ago, we got an email. The subject of the message was "Marine Loves Bacon," and the author – a Corporal in the US Marine Corps - detailed some horrible conditions that no person should have to endure: life without bacon. In his email, he wrote:
"I’m currently stationed on a small Army forward operating post in the western part of the Al-Anbar province in Iraq with a detachment of about 60 Marines. I’m sorry to report, however, that although there are many amenities provided for us, regular access to bacon is not one of them."
So we sponsored a little Bacon Salt barbecue for his detachment. The original soldier sent us this in response:
"Gentlemen, We received your gracious gift of bacon salt today, and I must say it is well beyond my expectations. I have attached a few photos of myself and fellow Devil Dogs chowing down on some Bacon Salt flavored popcorn. It is my intention to never be without a bottle of such a fine deliciousness as this, regardless of meal or location. The smell and taste of bacon can make any unrecognizable, chowhall meal taste as good as the Last Supper. Once again, thank you and well done."
Since then, we've shipped Bacon Salt to dozens of soldiers stationed in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, on aircraft carriers and in Apache helicopters. While we don't have the resources yet to send Bacon Salt to everyone stationed overseas, we plan on sponsoring one group of soldiers per month until our troops come home.
Uhh...hope they've got a lot of Bacon Salt!
In case this all seems too good to be true, here's a video of one of our brave soliders, showing off his Bacon Salt:
If that doesn't make you proud to be an American, I don't know what else will.
Knowing that the United States' honorable and righteous War On Terror® is being fought with the help of such a delicious condiment warms my heart.
Hey, freedom may not be free, but at least for our troops...Bacon Salt is.
Be sure to vist their website and place your order today!
And, of course...
Support The Troops!